I am humble and lovable. Modesty prevents me from expounding on my wit, wisdom, sterling character, and personal charm. I quit posting pictures of my penis because too many people were stealing them and claiming it was their penis. I never use spell checker because sometimes babes write me to tell me I spelled somethign rong. I am the kind of guy who will spend two hours searching the house for something he left in his pocket. I also hate people who talk in third person and you would not catch this guy doing it no matter how many beers he had the night before. Not that I can put down that many beers any more. I may fall asleep after two or three drinks but I drink them much better than most people. The same goes for sex. I found if you do it right the first time it eliminates the immediate need for a repeat performance. I quit kissing girls that curl my toes, though, because it hurts when my calves start cramping. I have this masochistic streak that keeps me engrossed with clicking on photos of women who do not want me. Large tits and a tight pussy are only required by guys with big mouths and small dicks. I am constantly mystified about the proliferation of penis enlargment ads. If someone comes out with a tongue stretcher I might be interested. A soft deep kiss should be felt all the way to the groin. A kiss on the groin should tickle the tonsils. I need to learn to use paragraphs to break up my rambling. Rite soon.

My Ideal Person I mostly like wome who want me. One night stands do not give enough time to fully explore the possibilities. I am hoping to find someone who looks good in a short skirt and heels. I do like younger women, even if they are older than me. My ideal woman has a diminished sense of self esteem that prevents her from knowing how much better she can do than me.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
You have never heard of them

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
All of the above have their time and place. And I have each!

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Chemistry

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Me and Brad Pitt and Robert Redford sit around jerking off watching Pam Anderson clips. It gets boring real fast.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Not yet, but I definitely want to try it.

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